Novelty Saftey Traffic Cones for Your Desk $7.99

Deliver your message of love, hate, attitude or just for fun.
Dimensions: 4 ½"(Height) x 3 ½" (Base)
made to the same standards as the street safety cones
Click any picture to see a larger picture of the cone you wish to purchase.
The Road to Success is Always Under Construction
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Girls Rule
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Born to Fish, Forced to Work
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Born to Hunt, Forced to Work
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Back Away From My Desk
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Give Me Coffee and Nobody Gets Hurt
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Please Extricate Your Rectally Impacted Cranium
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Girls Kick Butt
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You Can't Fix Stupid
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The Best Never Rest
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Children Are Spoiled Because You Can't Spank Grandparents
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If Guns Are Outlawed, How Will We Shoot the Liberals?
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Talk to the Cone
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I Drive Way Too Fast To Worry About Cholesterol
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Of Course I Can Handle Any Crisis, I'm A Mom
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Drink Till She's Cute
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Of Course I Can Handle A Crisis. Hell, I Create Them!
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When Life Gives You Lemons, Ask For Tequila & Salt
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It's All About Me
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Lord, Help Me Be The Person My Dog Thinks I Am
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Will Work For Beer
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Coffee Isn't Helping Get the Jumper Cables
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I'm Not Speeding, I'm Qualifying
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Do Not Disturb, I'm Disturbed Enough Already
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Did We Forget our Meds?
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Give Me Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt
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And Your Whiny Stink Butt Opinion Would Be?
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Born to Golf, Forced to Work
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Gone Crazy - Back Soon
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I Don't Do Mornings
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Designated Drinker
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Designated Driver
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I See Dumb People
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If today is the first day of the rest of my life, I'm toast
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Golf is Like Sex, You Don't Have to be Good at It to Like It
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Dogs Have Owners, Cats Have Staff
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It is Our Company Policy to Blame the Computer
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Sarcasm is Just One of the Services We Offer
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So Many Women None as Good as Mine
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Shock Me Say Something Intelligent
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There is No Job Too Simple For Our Staff to Complicate
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Old Farts Rule
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God Promises A Safe Landing, Not A Calm Passage
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Oh No, Not Another Learning Experience
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Official Beer Taster
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Driver Carries No Cash. Wife and Kids Have It All
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Success Comes in Cans,
Not Cants
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Great Women Working
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You Miss, You Mop
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Caution: Chaos Zone
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I Love You Dad
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I Love You Mom
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Caution: Slacker Zone
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What Part of NO Don't You Understand?
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God Loves You, and I'm Really Trying
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No Smoking
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Success Occurs When Opportunity Meets Preparation
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Don't Make Me Get Out My Flying Monkeys!
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I Used to Have a Life, But Then I Got A Computer and a Modem
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Ignorance should be painful!
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I Don't Do Perky
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#1 Dad
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#1 Mom
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# 1 Teacher
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#1 Grandma
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#1 Grandpa
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Don't Piss Me Off
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Stay Out of My Way
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Go Love Yourself
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If Grandma Ain't Happy
Ain't Nobody Happy

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Some Call It A Six Pack
I Call It A Support Group

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Don't Ask Me Again

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Computer Geek At Work

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Getting Things Done Around Here is Like Herding Cats
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If You Have Nothing To Do
Don't Do It Here

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It's Been Monday All Week
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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
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Born to Shop
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Caution Catbox Zone
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It Came It Purred It Conquered
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There is No Failure Except
In No Longer Trying

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Drive It Like You Stole It

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Girls Rule! Deal With It!

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Graphic ASL 'I Love You'

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Women Don't Have
Hot Flashes
They Have Power Surges

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I Love You


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Caution:
Listening Does Not Connote
Agreement!

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Quitters Never Win
And
Winners Never Quit

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If Momma Ain't Happy
Ain't Nobody Happy

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Cauton:
Drama Queen

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Do Not Touch

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Git R' Dun

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In Dog Years...
I'M Dead!


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Is It Time For Your
Medications Or Mine?


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Dew Knot Trussed Yore
Spell Chequer Two Fined
Awl Yore Mistakes

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Put The Seat Down


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Wag More Bark Less
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